gets funnier every time
gets funnier every time
Keto cookie for one- in one!!
This was so easy!
Melt 1tbs butter and add one egg yoke.
Then stir in 1tbs sweetener, 1/4tsp vanilla and 1/8tsp salt.
Next stir in 4tbs ground almonds.
Finally add chocolate chips if you desire.
Microwave for 55seconds :)
It was perfect!!
LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN
No one’s above the law
Not even Batman
Lmaooooooooooo Jesus take me nowwww
Is this real
lmaooo i just got this
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
One time I had made a mistake and was seeking God’s heart on it, not happy about it and He said, “Stop dwelling on what’s dead.” And it set me free immediately! If we’ve died with Christ, why do we spend so much time dwelling on something we’re not. Be alive to God in Christ Jesus. It’s not what you do, it’s what you believe that changes your life.
this could be us but you playin
I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found this
I really don’t know what I expected.
this is a little graphic but its real life and this is my blog so whatever…
The Bible says that sex is an important part of marriage. Without this the devil has room to slip in. Lately the devil has been trying me. When my husband and are in the mood to get freaky people interrupt, a fight is started and then its over. The Lord showed me that this was a purposeful attack on my marriage. Hubby and I discussed it prayed and were ready to go. So purposefully today I went home on my lunch break and gave him the best BJ he ever had asking nothing in return. Just wanting to please him. Intentionally make your marriage bed so hot that the devil cant stand the heat!
Corinthians 7:3- 5
3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. 4The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife. 5Defraud ye not one the other, exceptit be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.
Im developing a waistline after just 1/2 months of keto! Im excited!
My bed is never made these pics are always first thing in the morning
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